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Touchy Joe, Rapper Gunned Down
Monday, April 1, 2019
The Biden Blowup:Former Vice President Joe Biden, who lost his first wife and daughter to a car accident and a son to cancer, is known for giving touching speeches about personal loss. Now Biden is accused of being a different …
No Drilling Here, Aid Revenge
Sunday, March 31, 2019
No Drilling: A federal judge in Alaska has ruled that President Trump’s executive order lifting an Obama-era ban on oil and gas drilling in the Arctic Ocean and parts of the North Atlantic coast is unlawful. Judge Sharon Gleason decided that …
Trump Threatens to Shut Border
Saturday, March 30, 2019
Borderline Personality:President Trump once again threated to shut down all or parts of the border as soon as next week if Mexico doesn’t stop illegal immigration into the United States. The President tweeted, “This would be so easy for Mexico …
Trump the Victim, Business Inflation
Friday, March 29, 2019
Revenge: President Trump and some Republican leaders are calling for California Rep. Adam Schiff to resign as head of the House intelligence committee, comparing him to the notorious communist hunter Joseph McCarthy in his quest to find election collusion with the …
Party Without a Plan, Nowhere to Go
Thursday, March 28, 2019
The Healthcare Party:President Trump’s decision to back a lawsuit aimed at demolishing Obamacare came after a heated White House meeting in which Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney convinced the President he could do through the courts what he couldn’t …
Trump is Angry, Streaming Money
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
The Angry President:Donald Trump came out fighting mad yesterday claiming victimhood in the Special Counsel investigation and saying no president should ever have to endure what he has. “Very few people I know could have handled it.” “There are a …
Trump Claims Vindication, Survivor Suicides
Monday, March 25, 2019
The Verdict: President Trump claimed complete vindication after the Special Counsel investigation found no evidence that his election campaign colluded with Russians but reached no conclusion on whether he committed obstruction of justice. Trump said on the tarmac while leaving Florida, …
Reading the Report, Rough Cruise
Sunday, March 24, 2019
Crash Course: Attorney Gen. William Barr spent yesterday poring over the Special Counsel report on Russian election-influencing to determine how much of it to relay to Congress and make public. Nothing was released, but it might come today. Barr and Deputy AG …
Occupied Territory, From Valleys and Rivers
Friday, March 22, 2019
Foreign Affairs: President Trump says it’s time for the US to officially recognize Israel as the owner of the Golan Heights, breaking US policy and defying a United Nations resolution. “I’ve been thinking about doing that for a long time,” Trump …
Immigrants behind Bars, The Conways
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
Indefinite Detention:Handing President Trump a win on his get-tough immigration policies, The Supreme Court ruled that the government has the authority to indefinitely detain illegal immigrants who’ve spent time in prison for criminal convictions even if it’s years after their …