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Nuke Scientist Assassinated, Deaths Spiking
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Gone Nuclear: Iran’s top nuclear scientist was ambushed and assassinated as he rode in a vehicle on a desolate desert road, state media report. Mohsen Fakhrizadeh was believed by both American and Israeli intelligence to have been at the center of Iran’s …
Tiny Desk Denial, Religious Exception
Friday, November 27, 2020
Getting Smaller: Appearing in the Diplomatic Room of the White House yesterday, President Trump for the first time said he will leave the White House if the Electoral College votes for Joe Biden. But he was also saying that won’t happen. …
A Million a Week, Biden Names Aides
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Out of Control: As millions of Americans travel for Thanksgiving against the advice of disease experts, the US has added a stunning two million new cases of the coronavirus in two weeks. Yesterday alone, the country developed over 176,000 new cases …
Transition Permission, Biden’s Bench
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Swamp News: After more than two weeks of stalling, the Trump administration has released the money and facilities for President-elect Joe Biden to conduct his transition into the presidency. A letter to Biden came on the same day that Michigan certified …
2nd Georgia Recount, “Frankenstein’s Monster”
Monday, November 23, 2020
Cartoon Character: Like The Muppets’ Count von Count, President Trump can’t stop counting. He has asked for a second recount in Georgia because the vote is within the margin to allow for it. In announcing the recount, the Trump campaign demanded …
Rudy Meltdown, Trump Attacking Election
Friday, November 20, 2020
I’m Melting, I’m Melting: In a press conference that sounded like it was produced by QAnon conspiracy theorists, Rudolph Giuliani and President Trump’s team of election lawyers yesterday claimed that the President won Pennsylvania by hundreds of thousands of votes, China …
A Quarter Million Dead, Hunting for Fraud
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Viral News: Coronavirus deaths in the US crossed the line of 250,000 yesterday. A quarter of a million people. The first known death of the virus in this country was on February 6th. With the spike in cases over the past …
Biden Toughening, Covid Regulations Tighten
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Sick Transition on Inglorious Monday: President-elect Joe Biden said yesterday that “more people may die” of the coronavirus if President Trump refuses to cooperate with the transition of power and planning for distribution of the new vaccine. “If we have to …
Trump Still Winning, A Million in a Week
Monday, November 16, 2020
The Biggest Loser: Like Charlie Sheen, President Trump is still “winning.” The President came close yesterday to admitting Joe Biden won the election, then reverted to claiming he’s the victim of fraud. “RIGGED ELECTION. WE WILL WIN!” Trump declared on Twitter. …
Virus Spiking, Trump in the Bunker
Friday, November 13, 2020
Viral News: The State of Utah is in coronavirus meltdown with nearly 4,000 new cases reported yesterday. Gov. Gary Herbert warned that the state’s hospitals are in danger of being overrun. In Illinois, the City of Chicago has issued a 30-day stay-at-home …

