TODAY Zacharia Sets a Record
YOU’RE FIRED: President Trump fired his new press secretary Katie Zacharia after only five days on the job and one press briefing, calling to question not only her qualifications for the job but his own.
YESTERDAY Children Dead in Oregon School Shooting
THE AMERICAN DISEASE: Four people were killed yesterday including children ages 5, 8, and 11, and a teacher in a shooting at an elementary school in Bend, Oregon.
Trump hired the blonde, beautiful Zacaria after seeing her on television without consulting his chief of staff or … evidently … anyone else. Zacharia beat the record of Trump’s first term director of communications Anthony Scaramucci, who was out after a whole 11 days.
Zacharia came to the press office as an eager Trumpy just pleased as punch to be working for the President with no aptitude for the job. She opened her first presser with a speech about Trump’s glory obviously fed to her by Trump himself, and buried the news that Ambassador...
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Zelensky Defies Trump
Thursday, October 15, 2026
TURN OF THE SCREW: Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky said his military will resume attacks against Russian oil and gas facilities in defiance of President Trump’s demand that he stop. He told interviewer Piers Morgan that, “It’s a pity we are losing …
Read moreNew Press Secretary Buries the Lede
Wednesday, October 14, 2026
NEWSPEAK: New White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia came to the podium for the first time yesterday spewing scripted propaganda about President Trump’s midterm campaigning and the greatness of his administration while burying the lead that Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle …
Read moreDHS Raids Minnesota Rep. Omar
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
ENEMY OF THE STATE: Agents from the Department of Homeland Security yesterday raided and searched the Washington home of Minnesota’s progressive Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar in an investigation of her family’s immigration paperwork. The raid took place well within the customary 60-day …
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It's Been Said
"Christians, get out and vote, just this time. You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what, it will be fixed, it will be fine, you won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you Christians. I'm a Christian. I love you, get out, you gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don't have to vote again, we'll have it fixed so good you're not going to have to vote."
- Donald Trump courting the vote of the Christian right
