Tag Archives: Tom Brady
More Probable Than Not
Thursday, May 14, 2015
The suspension of the New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady from the start of next fall’s NFL season is one of the best things to happen to sports since Tivo let us all go to the bathroom. Professional sports …
Nepal Quakes Again, Brady Benched
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
—From Franklin, Tenn. Earthquake: A 7.3 magnitude earthquake rocked Nepal today as it is still recovering from the devastating 7.8 quake that killed 8,000 people three weeks ago. It’s early, but there are reports of collapsed buildings and at …
Patz Jury Hung, Brady to be Suspended?
Saturday, May 9, 2015
—From Vicksburg, Miss. Nation: The judge in the Etan Patz kidnapping and murder trial declared a mistrial yesterday after the jury was unable to come to a verdict following three weeks of deliberations. Jurors told reporters that just one …
Labour Defies Polls, FBI Warned Texas
Friday, May 8, 2015
—From Ft. Worth, Texas World: British Prime Minister David Cameron overcame pre-election polling predicting a tight race to win a majority for his Conservative Party, trouncing the Labour Party. The BBC predicts that when all the votes are counted …
Message to Congress, GM Excused
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Special Delivery: The plans of a Florida mailman who landed his one-man gyrocopter on the West Lawn of the Capitol yesterday were not a secret. A Florida newspaper followed his plan and he had even been questioned by the Secret …
Jordan Retaliates, NY Commuter Crash
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
In the Name of Islam: In an appalling new act of barbarity, Islamic State executioners released a video showing them burning to death a captured Jordanian fighter pilot. The video shows Lt. Muath al-Kaseasbeh, 26, being set on fire as …
Seattle Throws it Away, Blizzard #2
Monday, February 2, 2015
Super Shocker: With seconds on the clock, three downs to play, and only one yard to the goal line, Seattle threw away the Super Bowl with an intercepted pass rather than running it into the end zone. The New England …
Brady Says Didn’t Know, King Abdullah Dies
Friday, January 23, 2015
Softball: New England quarterback Tom Brady yesterday said he hand picks every game ball for the way it feels, but didn’t notice that any of the balls in Sunday’s game against Indianapolis were soft by two pounds of air pressure. …
Cold Moving In, Bombs, QB Showdown
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Son of Polar Vortex: Cold and snow are moving back into the East. It’s 25 in Pittsburg, 25 in NYC and 32 down in Birmingham, Ala. But for NY and New England, it’s going to be single digits later in …
Most Wanted, Morning After
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
America’s Most Wanted: Computer contractor Edward Snowden, who leaked information about the US Government’s widespread collection of Internet and telephone data, checked out of his Hong Kong hotel room. If anyone knows where he is, he’s not leaking it. The …
