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A Hole to be Filled, The Hellfire Club

Monday, April 23, 2018

Gullible’s Travels: When he’s not golfing on weekends he’s tweeting. President Trump put out a false claim yesterday that North Korea had agreed to “denuclearization.” Trump wrote, “Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd of Fake News NBC just stated that we have …

President Vents as First Lady Remembered

Sunday, April 22, 2018

The White House Mess: While his wife Melania sat smiling with President Barack Obama at Barbara Bush’s funeral in Texas, President Trump was back at what he called “the Southern White House” yesterday in Florida tweeting away his grievances. Former …

Democrats Sue Trump, Lawyers Have Lawyers

Saturday, April 21, 2018

The Rundown: The Democrats decided to go nuclear but Kim Jong-un has not. Stormy Daniels’ former lawyer is cooperating with the feds and President Trump’s fixer might plead the fifth. The governor of Missouri has been indicted. If all that’s …

The Comey Memos, Donkey Kong Scandal

Friday, April 20, 2018

Take a Memo: The Justice Department has given Congress copies of memos former FBI Director James Comey wrote after his interactions with President Trump. The 15 pages of memos, redacted in places before they were delivered, could end up being …

Free for Pillow Talk, Korea PolitiKs

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Pillow Talk: The National Enquirer has released former Playboy playmate Karen McDougal from the contract that gave the tabloid exclusive rights to her story about having an affair with Donald Trump before he was President. Letting McDougal out of the …

Barbara Bush at 92, One Dead in Air Accident

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Barbara Bush: Former First Lady Barbara Bush, the wife of one president and mother of another, died yesterday at age 92. Her death came only two days after her family announced that she was terminally ill and had given up …

Comey says Trump “Morally Unfit”

Monday, April 16, 2018

The Director Speaks: In an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos last night, former FBI Director James Comey compared the Trump presidency to a forest fire, assailed his penchant for lying, and said Trump is “morally unfit” to be president. It …

Syria Attack “A Hit,” End Times for Trump

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Permawar: The Pentagon declared its missile strike completely successful, taking out the “heart” of Syrian chemical warfare facilities. They said all 105 missiles fired by the US, Britain, and France reached their targets with no losses. President Trump tweeted, “Mission …

Allies Hit Syria, Trump Lawyer a Target

Saturday, April 14, 2018

Syria Hit: The US, the Brits, and the French bombed targets in Syria last night in response to the Assad regime’s use of chemical weapons in rebel-held territory outside Damascus. Defense Secretary James Mattis said the targets were three locations …

Comey Book Dishes, Silence is Loud

Friday, April 13, 2018

His Dinner With André: In his book to be released next week, former FBI Director James Comey says President Trump runs the White House like a Mafia family and that he is “untethered to truth.” The book has been released …