Airstrike Targets Leader, It’s Just “Jeb!”

World: The Islamic militant behind the bloody attack on an Algerian natural gas plant in 2013 has been killed in a American air strike, according to Libyan officials. Mokhtar Belmokhtar and other fighters were reported killed, but American authorities are less certain. They say they still need DNA evidence of Belmokhtar’s death. The Chadian army claimed to have killed him two years ago.

Back in 2013 in the Algerian desert, Belmokhtar, known as “the one-eyed,” organized the attack in which 800 people were taken hostage and 38 killed.

Jailbreak: The local prosecutor in the case of two men who escaped from a high security prison in upstate New York said the cons had access to power tools left in the prison by contractors doing work. District Attorney Andrew Wylie said they “were able to open the toolboxes and use those tools and then put them back so nobody would notice.”

Richard Matt and David Sweat are believed to have worked between midnight and 5 am for several days. Hundreds of police officers are still searching around Dannemora, NY near the Canadian border.

Jaws: Two people were seriously injured in separate shark attacks in Oak Island, SC yesterday. A teenage girl lost an arm and could lose her left leg. An hour later a 16-year-old boy lost an arm. The local mayor said there wasn’t time to close the beaches between the attacks.

Despite the panic they cause, shark attacks are actually pretty rare. Your chances of dying in a shark attack are 1 in 3.7 million. Heart disease, 1 in 5.

Bang, Bang: Gun sales have never been better, but the legendary Connecticut gun maker Colt has filed for bankruptcy to wiggle out of heavy debt. Colt was badly wounded in 2013 when it lost the contract to make M4 rifles for the military.

The Playoffs: Golden State put together two in a row to beat Cleveland 104-91 last night. Golden State now leads 3-2 in the NBA finals and has the chance to put it away tomorrow night.

At the Box: Despite tepid reviews, the fourth in the Jurassic Park series of movies earned a near record at the box office over the weekend. “Jurassic World” made just short of $205 million. The Wall Street Journal’s Joe Morganstern said, “ ‘Jurassic World’ is obviously critic-proof.”

41,43,22: Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is expected to officially declare himself a candidate for president today. It’s hard to keep count, but he’ll be the 22nd Republican running for 2016. His campaign logo avoids the family name. It’s simply “Jeb!”.

The Obit Page: Well-regarded newspaperman John S. Carroll, the former editor of The Los Angeles Times who led the paper to 13 Pulitzer Prizes, has died of a degenerative brain disease at age 73. Carroll also spent time at The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Lexington Herald-Leader and The Baltimore Sun. In Los Angeles he resigned rather than follow corporate orders to slash the news budget. He got a standing ovation in the newsroom.

Hard Rock: The Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl broke his leg falling into the crowd at a stadium in Goteborg, Sweden. Lying on his back in the pit he announced into a microphone, “”I think I really broke my leg.” He promised to finish the show, and did. Grohl was carted off to the hospital and returned on a stretcher with his ankle bandaged. He finished the band’s performance sitting in a chair. That makes it a rocking chair, doesn’t it?

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It's Been Said

"In my mind, I’ve never crossed the line with anyone, but I didn’t realize the extent to which the line has been redrawn. There are generational and cultural shifts that I just didn’t fully appreciate, and I should have, no excuses."

-Andrew Cuomo, resigning as governor of New York after accusations of sexual harassment

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