Tag Archives: NFL
Death by Strangulation and Tabloids
Wednesday, October 13, 2021
The Coroner’s Report: Gabby Petito, the 22-year-old woman who went missing on a cross-country adventure with her fiancé and was later found dead, was strangled, according to the Teton County Coroner in Wyoming. The circumstances keep pointing to Petito’s 23-year-old fiancé, …
Sympathizer in Chief, Swamp News
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
We Regret to Inform You: President Trump escalated his fight yesterday over which president has done more to console the families of soldiers killed in action. “You could ask General Kelly, did he get a call from Obama. You could …
Obama to Name Supreme, Rubio Out
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Advice and Dissent: President Obama is expected to announce his Supreme Court nominee today and begin the challenge to Republican leaders who say they won’t even consider a candidate. In an effort to make refusal difficult, the nominee is likely …
Obama’s Higher Calling, The Long Odds
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
SOTU: President Obama gave one of the speeches of his career last night, focusing his State of the Union message more on big ideas and great aspirations than a political agenda for the last year of his presidency. He posed …
Penn and El Chapo, Patriot Shopping List
Sunday, January 10, 2016
Fame and Fortune: Actor Sean Penn secretly met with the notorious drug dealer “El Chapo” while he was on the lam and interviewed the fugitive for Rolling Stone Magazine. The craggy-faced actor is seen in a picture shaking El Chapo’s …
Shooting in Jordan, Mizzou Student Strike
Monday, November 9, 2015
Breaking: A Jordanian policeman opened fire today on foreign trainers, killing two Americans and a South African before he was shot dead himself. Two other Americans and four Jordanians were wounded. The motive for the shooting in a camp outside …
Prisoner of Conscience, Donald Pledges
Friday, September 4, 2015
Church v. State: Five deputy clerks in Rowan County Kentucky offered to issue same-sex marriage licenses after their boss was found in contempt of court and sent to jail for refusing. District Judge David L. Bunning yesterday ordered Kim Davis …
Redacted and Released, 15 Bullets
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Hillary Mail: The State Department is releasing another 4,368 Hillary Clintons emails from her time as secretary of state, about 150 of which are censored because they contain classified or sensitive information. Some were “confidential,” but none contained information considered …
More Probable Than Not
Thursday, May 14, 2015
The suspension of the New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady from the start of next fall’s NFL season is one of the best things to happen to sports since Tivo let us all go to the bathroom. Professional sports …
Bibi on the Edge, Obamacare 16 Million
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Israeli Elections: Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu is in danger of losing his seat after millions of Israelis went to the polls today. The Zionist Union Party led by Isaac Herzog has a slight edge, but the popular vote alone does …