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Cruz or Brussels Sprouts, Thrown for Loss

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Hoosiers: Indiana’s conservative Gov. Mike Pence gave Ted Cruz a tepid endorsement for president, just days before the state’s primary. Pence said, “I’m not against anybody, but I will be voting for Ted Cruz.” One of CNN’s analysts said, “I’ve …

Rally Turns Violent, Lucifer Insulted

Friday, April 29, 2016

Political Slugfest: An anti-Trump demonstration turned violent last night in the streets of Costa Mesa, Calif. after the candidate made an appearance. Protesters waving Mexican flags clashed with Trump supporters and smashed a police car. Gender Politics: With growing confidence …

It’s Getting Wild, Former Speaker to Jail

Thursday, April 28, 2016

That’s Entertainment: It was a wild day yesterday in presidential politics with Donald Trump making an actual foreign policy speech and trying to speak like a president, Bernie Sanders admitting he’s running low on gas, and Ted Cruz making an …

Trump Presumps, The “Straight” State

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Numbers: After sweeping five northeastern Republican primaries yesterday, Donald Trump said, “I consider myself the presumptive nominee.” The billionaire businessman won Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island by margins between 58 and 64 percent, but he’s still short …

Trump Fights Alliance, Hillary Getting Closer

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact: The alliance between Ted Cruz and John Kasich was all Donald Trump needed to uncork the venom and abandon any attempt at “presidential” behavior. Trump said at a rally, “It shows how weak they are. It shows …

Cruz/Kasich Alliance, ISIS Cyberwar

Monday, April 25, 2016

Strategic Alliance: Fighting from their last trench, Ted Cruz and John Kasich announced last night that they are teaming up to deny the Republican presidential nomination to Donald Trump. It’s a rare political collusion, particularly for Cruz who has bitterly …

No Troops Against ISIS, Character Reference

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Traveling Man: President Obama told the BBC that ISIS cannot be defeated during his last months in office and that it would be a mistake to send in ground troops. Obama said, “In order for us to solve the long-term …

Back the Candidate, The Felon Vote

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Party Politics: Republican Party Chairman Reince Priebus implored party leaders in Hollywood, Fla. yesterday to get behind the eventual nominee, no matter who it may be. Without naming Donald Trump, he urged the organization to shake off the accusation that …

A Nation in Purple, More Presidential

Friday, April 22, 2016

Purple Rain: No cause has yet been released for the sudden death of the genius rock performer known as Prince, who was found dead in an elevator yesterday in his home and music studio outside Minneapolis. He was 57, Last …

Lend Me a Tubman, Channeling Trouble

Thursday, April 21, 2016

$35 Plus Change: After months of discussion about putting the faces of influential women on US currency, abolitionist Harriet Tubman will bump Andrew Jackson from the face of the $20 bill to a corner of the back. Treasury Secretary Jack …