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Missile Launch, The White House Dump

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Chest Bumping: In response to North Korea’s missile launches, The US last night test-fired an intercontinental ballistic missile to demonstrate American power. The missile flew 4,000 miles to a Pacific atoll. The American President: Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed …

Mooch Escorted Out, President Wrote the Lie

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Ten Days that Shook the World: After just 10 days on the job, foul-mouthed braggart Anthony Scaramucci, the White House communications director, was abruptly fired yesterday and escorted out of the building. The firing was directed by the new Chief …

Putin Ejects Diplomats, Competing Comedy

Monday, July 31, 2017

Payback: In an escalation of tensions, Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered the cutting of 755 US diplomatic staff in his country in retaliation for Congress passing new economic sanctions. He set a deadline of Sept. 1. “Over 1,000 employees — …

Trump Tweets While Washington Burns

Sunday, July 30, 2017

The Fake President: President Trump was on a Twitter rant yesterday after one of the worst weeks in his brief presidency. The Republican majority utterly failed their promise to repeal and replace Obamacare, and he fired his chief of staff. …

Priebus Gets the Boot, Rough ’em Up

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Shakeup: It’s impossible to keep up. As turmoil in the White House continues, Chief Chief of Staff Reince Priebus resigned yesterday to be replaced by Secretary of Homeland Security John Kelly. Priebus has been in the crosshairs for weeks, the …

Healthcare On Life Support, Russia Retaliates

Friday, July 28, 2017

Swamp News: Several Republican senators, including Arizona’s John McCain, announced their opposition yesterday to the “skinny repeal” bill designed to cripple Obamacare, bringing the Republicans’ seven-year effort to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act to the brink of death. …

Trump Bans Transgenders, Thrill Ride Death

Thursday, July 27, 2017

About Face: Countermanding an Obama-era directive, President Trump announced a decision to prohibit transgender people from serving in the military. He tweeted, in part, “Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming victory and cannot be burdened with the …

Repeal & Replace Crushed, Brain Damage

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

To Your Health: The Senate Republicans’ first effort to repeal and replace Obamacare suffered a crushing 43-57 defeat last night, indicating that whatever finally passes, if anything, it will not be the dramatic repeal and replacement promised in the 2016 …

Pen In Hand, Under the Bus

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

To Your Health: Under intense pressure from the President, Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell plans a vote today in an attempt to revive his floundering health care bill. President Trump tweeted this morning, “Repeal or Repeal & Replace! I have …

“No improper contacts,” Shark Weak

Monday, July 24, 2017

Unsworn Testimony: The NY Times reports this morning that Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner will tell Congress he did not collude with the Russians, according to his statement prepared for a special hearing. Kushner’s statement says, “I had no improper contacts. …