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Obama v. Trump, Jobs Up
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Mano a Mano: With three days left before the elections, former President Barack Obama and President Trump traded shots yesterday as Obama takes a more impassioned role in the campaign In a fiery speech in Miami, Obama said Trump’s own conservatives …
Rocks as Rifles, The Homeless Tax
Friday, November 2, 2018
Borderline: After seeing video of migrants throwing rocks at Mexican police, President Trump announced that he plans to change the rules for asylum seekers and that he’s told the military that if anyone throws rocks, “consider it a rifle.” “This …
Invasion of Babies, Maryland Coach Fired
Thursday, November 1, 2018
Troops and Tropes: As a small army of mothers and babies trudges north through Mexico hoping to reach asylum in the United States, President Trump yesterday said he may place as many as 15,000 troops on the border to defend the …
Trump Would End Birthright Citizenship
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
Invasive Species: As he continues to stir up election-eve fears about immigration, President Trump told the website Axios that he’s preparing an executive order to end birthright citizenship in which anyone born in the US is automatically a citizen. Under the law, …
Lion Jet Down, The Synagogue Dead
Monday, October 29, 2018
Jet Down: A Lion Air jet carrying 189 people went down today in the ocean shortly after takeoff from Jakarta, Indonesia. It was headed to an island off Sumatra. Rescuers have found debris but expect there will be no survivors. …
Synagogue Massacre, What They Gab About
Sunday, October 28, 2018
Screw Your Optics: President Trump called for armed guards at so-called “soft targets” and a renewed enforcement of the death penalty after a gunman killed 11 people and wounded six at a Pittsburgh synagogue. “If there was an armed guard inside …
Right-winger Arrested, Megyn Kelly Out
Saturday, October 27, 2018
Anger Management: The man arrested for sending a string of mail bombs to political critics of President Trump is a big fan of the President with a criminal record, including a threat to blow up a utility company. He seems …
Bomber Targets Democrats and Liberals
Thursday, October 25, 2018
Hatemail: An eighth suspicious package was found this morning outside a New York hotel owned by actor Robert DeNiro. A major federal investigation is underway after bombs and suspicious packages were intercepted yesterday on their way to prominent liberal targets …
Worst Cover-up, Presidential Fantasies
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Dance of the Seven Veils: Turkish investigators have found clothing in an abandoned Saudi consulate car that is believed to have belonged to the murdered Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi. A look-a-like left the Saudi consulate wearing what appeared to be …
Turkey Calls it a Plot, Fear and Immigration
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Loud Silence: Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said today that the killing of dissident Saudi Journalist Jamal Khashoggi and the ensuing coverup were planned by the Saudis. “It is clear that this savage murder did not happen at the drop of a …

