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Celebrity Pardons, Kim “Begged for It”
Thursday, June 7, 2018
Celebrity Pardons, Season One: Despite saying drug dealers should be executed, President Trump yesterday pardoned a 63-year-old woman spending life in prison for being part of a cocaine ring. He did it after meeting recently with celebutante Kim Kardashian, who …
Rising Political Star, Miss America Gets Dressed
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Rising Stars: California’s Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom won the Democratic party’s nomination for governor in the state’s primary yesterday. Newsome, who was previously mayor of San Francisco, is on a trajectory to one day run for president. “It looks like …
500 Days of Greatness, Baker Takes the Cake
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Trump World: Self-pardon, witness tampering, the Special Counsel is unconstitutional, the football team gets punted, and President Trump calls his term so far, “500 days of American greatness.” It’s one of those days when you just don’t know where to …
Fuego Guatemala, Criminal Immunity
Monday, June 4, 2018
Eruption: Guatemala’s Fuego volcano suddenly and violently erupted yesterday spewing clouds of ash and rivers of lava, killing at least two-dozen people and injuring hundreds. Video shows the devastation of surrounding villages as people ran for their lives. Some died inside …
If the President Does It, Arizona Murder Mystery
Sunday, June 3, 2018
Above the Law: In a letter obtained by The NY Times, President Trump’s lawyers argued to the special counsel that it is a logical impossibility for the president to obstruct justice in the Russian influencing investigation. The letter says the …
Summit Back On, Where’s Melania?
Saturday, June 2, 2018
On Again: President Trump announced that the North Korean summit is back on for June 12th even before he read a letter handed to him by a high level envoy from leader Kim Jong-un. Trump dismissed some of the harsh …
Trade War With Friends, Pardon Them
Friday, June 1, 2018
Opening Shots: President Trump opened a trade war with Mexico, Canada, and the European Union yesterday imposing stiff new tariffs on steel and aluminum imported from those countries. A 25 percent tariff on steel and 10 percent on aluminum went …
Trump Wants Apology, The Living Dead
Thursday, May 31, 2018
Barr the Door: President trump whined over twitter yesterday that Disney president Bob Iger apologized to Valerie Jarrett for Roseanne Barr’s racist tweet, but no one at ABC has ever apologized to him. “Gee, he never called President Donald J. …
Roseanne Axed, Hurricane Toll
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Roseanne Barred: The revived sitcom “Roseanne” went from most popular to cancelled in a matter of hours yesterday after comedian Roseanne Barr posted a racist tweet about former White House adviser Valerie Jarrett. The ABC television network killed the show …
Remember Him on Memorial Day
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
The “Me” in Memorial: President Trump used Memorial Day to brag about what he believes are his accomplishments in office. “Happy Memorial Day!” he tweeted yesterday. “Those who died for our great country would be very happy and proud at …