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150,000 Deaths, Tactical Withdrawal from Portland
Thursday, July 30, 2020
Viral News: As the pandemic gains speed again, Coronavirus deaths in the United States topped 150,000 yesterday. Another 1,456 Americans died of the virus in the past 24 hours. A NY Times survey of 270 colleges and universities has linked 630 cases of …
Corona Free, The President’s Friends
Wednesday, July 29, 2020
The Fiction Review: President Trump in a briefing yesterday claimed that most of the US is “corona free” while renewing his claim that the discredited drug hydroxychloroquine is a cure for the disease caused by the coronavirus. His claims clash with all evidence …
Portland Street Battles, Vaccine Testing
Monday, July 27, 2020
Battle in the Streets: The sometimes violent protests in Portland, Oregon continued over the weekend with protesters hurling objects, attacking barriers, and in return getting teargassed, clubbed, and pepper-balled by vaguely identified federal officers in full combat gear carrying assault rifles. Last …
Wielding the Baton, Vaccine Trial Begins
Monday, July 27, 2020
Battle in the Streets: The sometimes violent protests in Portland, Oregon continued over the weekend with protesters hurling objects, attacking barriers, and in return getting teargassed, clubbed, and pepper-balled by vaguely identified federal officers in full combat gear carrying assault rifles. …
Trump Cancels Convention, Bailout Battle
Friday, July 24, 2020
With coronavirus cases and deaths mounting in Florida, President Trump called off the Republican National Convention in Jacksonville that he had already moved from Charlotte, North Carolina because of that state’s health restrictions.
Rew Virus Records, Interior Ministry
Thursday, July 23, 2020
Viral News: The number of coronavirus cases in the US is expected to surpass 4 million today as several states are setting new records for infections and deaths. Nationally the rate of positive tests has doubled since June, now at about …
Trump Admits it’s Worse, “Naked Athena”
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
“The China Virus”: With daily deaths in the United States exceeding 1,000 for the first time in weeks, President Trump admitted yesterday in his renewed coronavirus briefing that the situation is getting worse. “It will probably unfortunately get worse before it …
Florida Teachers Sue, Promising Vaccines
Tuesday, July 21, 2020
As the coronavirus continues to rip through their state, Florida’s teacher unions are suing Gov. Ron DeSantis to block his order for public schools to reopen next month.
Right Eventually, Arizona Hot Zone
Monday, July 20, 2020
The Madness of King George: After initially dismissing the coronavirus and saying it will simply disappear, President Trump told Fox News host Chris Wallace that if you wait long enough, he’ll be right. Trump said “I’ll be right eventually. I will be right …
Secret Agents in Streets, The Hot Zones
Saturday, July 18, 2020
Special Ops: Reports out of Portland, Oregon, say that men in camouflage uniforms who refuse to identify themselves have been detaining protesters. A man named Mark Pettibone, 29, has told reporters he was grabbed about 2 am Wednesday while walking alone after a …

