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Rewriting the Election, Giuliani Gets the Bug
Monday, December 7, 2020
I, Claudius: President Trump over the weekend called the governor of Georgia and asked him to appoint members of the Electoral College who would go against the popular vote and cast their ballots for Trump. Joe Biden won Georgia by just …
100 Days of Masks, “Blockbuster testimony”
Friday, December 4, 2020
Viral News: President-elect Joe Biden says that he will ask Americans to wear masks for his first 100 days in office to drastically reduce spread of the coronavirus. He told CNN’s Jake Tapper, “Just 100 days to mask, not forever. One hundred …
Britain Approves Vaccine, Trump Considers Pardons
Wednesday, December 2, 2020
Viral News: Britain has become the first country to approve the Pfizer coronavirus vaccine, making it possible to start vaccinating Brits next week. The Pfizer shot is the one that has to be transported in a deep freeze. This is likely to …
Without Question, The Biden Women
Monday, November 30, 2020
The Madness of King George: President Trump has repeatedly denounced the press as the “Enemy of the People,” but he has a big friend in Fox News host Maria Bartiromo. Trump phoned in to Bartiromo’s “Sunday Morning Futures” yesterday for a 45 minute interview, his …
Nuke Scientist Assassinated, Deaths Spiking
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Gone Nuclear: Iran’s top nuclear scientist was ambushed and assassinated as he rode in a vehicle on a desolate desert road, state media report. Mohsen Fakhrizadeh was believed by both American and Israeli intelligence to have been at the center of Iran’s …
Tiny Desk Denial, Religious Exception
Friday, November 27, 2020
Getting Smaller: Appearing in the Diplomatic Room of the White House yesterday, President Trump for the first time said he will leave the White House if the Electoral College votes for Joe Biden. But he was also saying that won’t happen. …
A Million a Week, Biden Names Aides
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Out of Control: As millions of Americans travel for Thanksgiving against the advice of disease experts, the US has added a stunning two million new cases of the coronavirus in two weeks. Yesterday alone, the country developed over 176,000 new cases …
Transition Permission, Biden’s Bench
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
Swamp News: After more than two weeks of stalling, the Trump administration has released the money and facilities for President-elect Joe Biden to conduct his transition into the presidency. A letter to Biden came on the same day that Michigan certified …
2nd Georgia Recount, “Frankenstein’s Monster”
Monday, November 23, 2020
Cartoon Character: Like The Muppets’ Count von Count, President Trump can’t stop counting. He has asked for a second recount in Georgia because the vote is within the margin to allow for it. In announcing the recount, the Trump campaign demanded …
Rudy Meltdown, Trump Attacking Election
Friday, November 20, 2020
I’m Melting, I’m Melting: In a press conference that sounded like it was produced by QAnon conspiracy theorists, Rudolph Giuliani and President Trump’s team of election lawyers yesterday claimed that the President won Pennsylvania by hundreds of thousands of votes, China …
