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What I Don’t Want for Christmas

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

My wife and kids have been at me to make a Christmas list to give them some idea what to do for me this year. So I sat down in front of the television with the stack of Christmas catalogues …

Maple Syrup: Clarifying the Color Amber

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Just in time for the heavy breakfast season of winter, the State of Vermont is trying to ease the national confusion about maple syrup. The largest maple syrup producing state proposes to re-write the labeling of syrup so we all …

The Hashtag War

Monday, November 19, 2012

 Among the trivial subjects trending on Twitter in the past day were these: #ThingsGirlsSayAlot #Tom Brady #Andrew Luck #NASCAR Black Friday Roseanne Barr posted a picture of her luncheon dessert next to what appeared to be a Manhattan cocktail with …

Erasing The Record

Monday, October 22, 2012

The sport of bicycling has wiped out Lance Armstrong’s seven straight Tour de France titles in the continuing effort by sports authorities to re-write history. Now in the Tour records there is a seven-year gap, one year longer than the …

The NFL Goes out of Bounds

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

President Obama and Mitt Romney should suspend their political campaigns until the one issue that affects most Americans is resolved. It’s not the economy stupid, it’s the NFL officials’ lockout. Obama and Romney should declare a bi-partisan emergency effort to …

“Have a Smiley Day”

Monday, September 24, 2012

When I buy a newspaper at the airport the clerk always asks, “Would you like some candy or gum with that?” although I don’t in any way look like a man who chews gum. At the movies the kid behind …

Facebook Is Not Your Friend

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

I imagine that Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is sitting at his laptop these days repeatedly hitting “refresh”, like his character in “The Social Network”, trying to connect with an old girlfriend. The real Zuckerberg is hoping that the next time he …

Cheat, Cheat Goes the Shuttlecock

Thursday, August 2, 2012

  It is a shock that there was cheating going on in the Olympic badminton competition. Actually the shock is not so much the cheating, but that badminton is an Olympic sport.  This is a game created by bored British …

Not Enough News in “The Newsroom”

Monday, June 25, 2012

  Hollywood has a love hate relationship with the news business. I’ve known a lot of actors and writers who are fascinated with the news, but hate the reporters they have to deal with in their professional lives; the paparazzi, …

A Nation at War

Monday, April 16, 2012

It was sad to hear that Ann Romney was wounded in The War On Women. As the wife of the rich Republican presidential candidate, Mrs. Romney was at home when she was carpet-bombed with an accusation that she never worked …