TODAY  Turkish Blasts, End of Affair Rumor

Terror: Two explosions seconds apart killed at least 30 people today at a peace demonstration in the Turkish capital, Ankara. At least 126 were wounded.

YESTERDAY  Another Shooting, House of Chaos

School Shoot: One person is dead and three injured after a shooting that took place at Northern Arizona University at about 1:30 this morning. Police may reveal more details at a morning press conference.

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The crowd had gathered to protest the conflict between Kurdish militants and the Turkish state in the southeast. Turkish authorities are looking into the possibility that it was a terrorist attack by a suicide bomber.

House of Chaos: Our Congressional sources are knocking down rumors that California’s Kevin McCarthy withdrew from consideration for Speaker of the House because he’d had an affair with another member of Congress. “Speculation by the most vile of gossip journalists,” according to our Republican source, who said McCarthy pulled out...

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Russians Pound Rebels, The “Geyser King”

Thursday, October 8, 2015

The Russians Are Here: The war in Syria cranked up a big notch yesterday when Russia conducted and supported combined attacks from the air, land, and sea on anti-government forces. Moscow reported that it fired 26 cruise missiles from ships …

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Turkey Warns Russia, Huge Prison release

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Crowded Skies: Turkey is bristling over Russian violations of that country’s air space in the bombing campaign against Islamic State and rebel targets over Syria. At least twice, Russian combat jets have strayed over Turkey in the increasingly crowded skies …

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US Changes Story, Regulated Militia

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Permawar: The US military now says the Afghan military, not the US, called in the air strike that destroyed the Doctors Without Borders hospital in Kunduz. The sustained attack by an AC-130 gunship, a vicious weapon, killed 22 people including …

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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Page Two

Too Big to Fire

Friday, June 19, 2015

More Probable Than Not

Thursday, May 14, 2015

A Hero in His Own Mind

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Support Your Local Police … Or Else

Friday, January 2, 2015

Ebola is Good

Monday, November 3, 2014

Page Two: Stoned on 8th Avenue

Monday, August 4, 2014

Baseball, Futebol, and Football

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Gay in the Locker Room

Monday, May 12, 2014

It's Been Said

“I think Donald Trump is an entertainer. I think he says what’s on a lot of people’s minds, but I think that the Republican Party should be absolutely terrified of all the attention that he is taking from incredible candidates like Jeb Bush and Chris Christie who could absolutely do the job of president of the United States. And if I were a Republican, I would absolutely be terrified of that. Thank you.”

-Miss Alabama, Meg McGuffin, answering a question in the Miss America Pageant.