TODAY  President Kills, Cruz the Bathroom Monitor

Nerd Prom: Larry Wilmore died and President Obama killed at the White House Correspondent’s dinner last night. It was Wilmore’s first and the president’s last appearance at the event. Maybe it was also Wilmore’s last appearance as well at the annual Washington even that’s become known as the “Nerd Prom.”

YESTERDAY  Cruz or Brussels Sprouts, Thrown for Loss

Hoosiers: Indiana’s conservative Gov. Mike Pence gave Ted Cruz a tepid endorsement for president, just days before the state’s primary. Pence said, “I’m not against anybody, but I will be voting for Ted Cruz.” One of CNN’s analysts said, “I’ve seen more enthusiastic endorsements for Brussels sprouts.”

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The president skewered journalists, politicians of both parties, and himself. He said to the gatherings of reporters, movie stars, and politicos, “You all look great. The end of the Republic has never looked better.”

Some other zingers:

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Rally Turns Violent, Lucifer Insulted

Friday, April 29, 2016

Political Slugfest: An anti-Trump demonstration turned violent last night in the streets of Costa Mesa, Calif. after the candidate made an appearance. Protesters waving Mexican flags clashed with Trump supporters and smashed a police car. Gender Politics: With growing confidence …

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It’s Getting Wild, Former Speaker to Jail

Thursday, April 28, 2016

That’s Entertainment: It was a wild day yesterday in presidential politics with Donald Trump making an actual foreign policy speech and trying to speak like a president, Bernie Sanders admitting he’s running low on gas, and Ted Cruz making an …

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Trump Presumps, The “Straight” State

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Numbers: After sweeping five northeastern Republican primaries yesterday, Donald Trump said, “I consider myself the presumptive nominee.” The billionaire businessman won Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island by margins between 58 and 64 percent, but he’s still short …

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Monday, May 2, 2016

Page Two

The Cuba Diaries

Sunday, March 13, 2016

An Alphabet of Maladies

Friday, February 26, 2016

The Healthcare Confusion Act

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Freedom from Speech

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Too Big to Fire

Friday, June 19, 2015

More Probable Than Not

Thursday, May 14, 2015

A Hero in His Own Mind

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Support Your Local Police … Or Else

Friday, January 2, 2015

It's Been Said


"I consider myself the presumptive nominee, absolutely."

-Donald Trump