TODAY  Target Hillary, Obama Frustration, Fast Billion

The Long Campaign: Republican presidential hopefuls gathered in New Hampshire this weekend opened fire on their prime target; Hillary Clinton. Rand Paul got a standing ovation when he said about Clinton’s performance in the attack on the Benghazi consulate, “I think her dereliction of duty, her not doing her job should forever preclude her from holding high office.”

YESTERDAY  Free Trade, E-Cigs, Reporter With a Brain

Nation: Laying the groundwork for what could turn into a big fight, leaders of Congressional tax writing policy agreed yesterday to give President Obama “fast track” authority to strike a trade deal with 11 other Pacific countries. The bill gives Congress an up or down vote on the final agreement,

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Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush shot an elbow at Clinton saying, “Accomplishment matters; leadership matters. Who sits behind the big desk as it relates to the presidency is different than perhaps United States senator or another job.” That would be Secretary of State.

Jeez, Really: In a rare moment of public frustration, President Obama yesterday lashed out at Congressional Republicans over their refusal to call a vote on the nomination of Loretta Lynch to become Attorney General. “There are times where the dysfunction in the Senate just goes too far. This is an...

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Message to Congress, GM Excused

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Special Delivery: The plans of a Florida mailman who landed his one-man gyrocopter on the West Lawn of the Capitol yesterday were not a secret. A Florida newspaper followed his plan and he had even been questioned by the Secret …

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Former Patriot Guilty, Cuba Off the List

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Touchdown in Boston: A jury in Fall River, Mass. has found former New England Patriot tight end Aaron Hernandez guilty of 1st degree murder in the killing of his friend Odin Lloyd in 2013. Lloyd was last seen with Hernandez …

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Putin Approves Missiles, The Rubio Future

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Missile Alert: Vladimir Putin has made the nuclear equation more difficult by approving the shipment of advanced anti-aircraft missiles to Iran. Putin appears to have reneged on an agreement with President Obama not to sell the missiles to Iran. If …

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Saturday, April 18, 2015

Page Two

A Hero in His Own Mind

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Support Your Local Police … Or Else

Friday, January 2, 2015

Ebola is Good

Monday, November 3, 2014

Page Two: Stoned on 8th Avenue

Monday, August 4, 2014

Baseball, Futebol, and Football

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Gay in the Locker Room

Monday, May 12, 2014

The Absurdity of Everest

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Journalism’s House of Cards

Monday, March 24, 2014

It's Been Said

 

Republicans today promised that there will be a "seamless transition of hatred" if President Obama is succeeded in office by Hillary Clinton.

 

-Andy Borowitz